Alright, we’ve got a good thing going right now. All of our beautiful, interesting music, heavily discounted for the holiday season. We’ve got some seriously cool compilations, bizarre items you’ve never heard of, and all of the great music you’ve come to expect from Light In The Attic paired down to a price that even Pervy Uncle Chuck could afford.
As we barrel in to the holiday season though, we want to offer up a few things that’ll entice you. First off:
Oh yeah, we know how shitty it is to be caught at the last moment in your in-laws guest room, scrounging through the remnants of Cousin Tim Tim’s pink birthday wrapping paper, knowing that you’ve messed up, and you’ll be slamming back the egg nog before the end of the evening just to block out the yelling. So, for the low price of just one dollar added to your order we’ll do the wrapping for you. Yup, we’ll throw our team of specially trained robot gift-wrappers on the case, and your order can jump directly from box to tree without even a thought. That or you can be the one guy with the menorah wrapping paper under the tree … again.
Or you can just buy …
It’s almost Christmas time, you’re struggling to get a present for Cranky Auntie Phlofenia. You know she likes music but can you really convince yourself that spending 200 dollars on a Neil Diamond box set for the old bag is going to clear a way in to her inheritance? No, no you can’t. But you can throw down a 13 dollars for the mysterious delights of the Brown Bag Special, and convince the old bat (remember, speak in to her left ear, the hair has clogged the right) that this is the perfect gift for her. Seriously, every bag does include:
* 1 Current Band (Black Angels, Blakes, The Saturday Knights) CD or LP
* 1 Random CD
* 1 Special Item (signed poster, poem, CD, etc.)
* Goodies, random, strange, goodies
Not even Cranky Auntie Phlofenia could balk at that.