The 1st Annual Light In The Attic Holiday Sale is raging right now, bundles flying, blowout sale items literally being carried away in burlap sacks by record hungry vagrants like yourselves. It’s pretty crazy. But we want it to get crazier … in terms of how much discount you can accrue.
Thus, we’re telling you one of many more times about our I ROCK CLEVELAND RECOMMEND’S PROMOTION. This promotion involves you not only getting to indulge in reading one of the best damn blogs on the internet, but because of it you’ll get an EXTRA TEN PERCENT DISCOUNT on albums from bands like THE BLAKES and THE BLACK ANGELS!
This is all you have to do:
1. Go here: I ROCK CLEVELAND. Rejoice in the awesome music suggestions, the video feeds, in general how great this site is. Hell, leave a comment expressing these sentiments.
2. Find the secret password. It’s in the post that discusses our sale. It’s easy to find. Here, here is the link to the exact post where you can find the SECRET PASSWORD.
3. Once you have said secret password, return to our site, buy one of the three albums I ROCK CLEVELAND has recommended. In the “memo box” of your order form write THE SECRET PASSWORD.
4. Receive an extra EXTRA TEN PERCENT DISCOUNT on these items.
GOOD GOD IT’S SO SIMPLE, WE JUST WANT TO HUG IT FOR IT’S SIMPLICITY!
Now get out there and do it.