IT IS ALMOST THE NEW YEAR …

And we want you to pay attention to one thing and one thing alone:

We spent a damn good amount of time putting together this behemoth and we promise you, as much as we can be trusted, that you should forgo midnight smooching, copious champagne drinking, dressy outfits and explosive fireworks, and just dedicate some good sweet, solid time to this impressive list of best of lists that we’ve put together for your enjoyment.

Look at the whole damn thing, right HERE.